The ThinkGeek Chain Mail T-Shirt

Think Geek brings you, as always, another great/useful product. How could a chain mail t-shirt not be useful? Defending girls honor with fights to the death will definitely require this protective casing. Also, slaying dragons is tough without chain mail - trust us. This t-shirt is made from thousands of tiny aluminum rings and equals 20 lbs. For $100 you could get a really nice button up dress shirt... or the ability to be stabbed several times without shedding blood.
Good thing is, you will always be ready for battle. And if you get dirty just hose yourself off with the hose, or let the blood crust.
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