Deluxe USB Podcast Studio Pack

Here is the perfect solution to your crappy podcasts that you make on your crappy computer. With this nice little package you will be able to achieve studio quality audio recordings... on your crappy computer. You get the USB mic that features a 19mm internal shock mounted diaphragm with a cardioid pick up pattern that ensures pristine studio quality. You also get a shock mounted desktop mic stand and Cakewalk Sonar LE audio workstation software. Oh, and what could possibly be the coolest part of the package: a sweet aluminum briefcase to store all these goodies in, or all of your secret documents/stacks of unmarked bills.
Also cool: It's available from Think Geek, so go stock up on Geek Points.