Cool Chewbacca, R2D2, and Stormtrooper T-Shirts!

Now you can look like some of your favorite characters from Star Wars with these totally awesome tees. Check it out, there is a Chewbacca one that features crazy wookie hair and bandoleer. They also have an R2D2 shirt that features all his cool yet random buttons and slots and stuff. Lastly, there is also Darth Vader and Stormtrooper shirts that will have those damn rebels running. Buy them for chilling or for next Halloween here. ($30.00 each)

iPhone "in the field" Review

Ok, So I just got back from Vancouver and read my most recent post. It is garbage. This was partly due to the fact that I was sitting at a cafe in Vancouver completely soaked from the never ending rain and completely coffee stoned, with little time to spare. (wow that was one long and overly descriptive sentence) Despite all that, the iPhone kinda sucked. The browser wouldn't display the posting page correctly and the buttons are too small. The predictive text is retarded when trying to type in a browser because it keeps inserting weird words and characters while you are typing. Truthfully, I could of made a perfect post with the iPhone. But its a matter of constantly looking back at your text to make sure its not suggesting another word and when it is, you have to correct it. So when you just blast through a sentence, you will have zero luck (as I did at the end of the post) in making any sense.
See the post from an iPhone here.

Key Bottle Opener

As long as you have your keys with you will always be prepared to crack open up a recreational beverage at any time! It seems kind of wrong to have a beer opener attached to your car keys, but whatevs. Go get yours for £7.50 from Suck UK.

Wenger Giant Swiss Army Knife

"85 implements capable of performing over 100 separate functions, from scaling fish to fixing bicycles. All of which makes it impossibly useful. Want a laser flashlight? No problem. Torch? Can do. Universal Wrench? Yup. Golf divot repair tool? Si. Double-cut wood saw? Uh-huh. And so it goes. On and on and on and on. There's almost no indoor or outdoor emergency which could not be tackled with this comprehensive if somewhat unwieldy device." Check out another pic of it completely opened up. I don't even think that it could actually be used for any task except throwing it or banging on stuff with it. Buy it here for lots of money (over a grand).

Ion Digital Drum Station

The Ion Digital Drum Station - Digital synthesized velocity sensitive drums. The Drum Station features eight drum pads and a built-in electronic drum machine with professional sounds and features. You can create and record your own beats from scratch or play along with the built-in patterns. Drum sticks and DJ style headphones are included. MIDI output ensures compatibility with your other musical devices. Get your synth on for only $109.99 from ThinkGeek!

Flask In A Book - The Good Book

I think the title pretty much says it all!
The Good Book is a 4-Oz Stainless Steel Hip Flask concealed in a hardback "The Good Book" book.
...So, would you bring it to church?
Get yours for £15.00 from Suck UK.

Smoking Mittens! From Suck UK

Don't be confused. These mittens don't smoke, you do silly! Allow me to explain. Here are some mittens that have a little metal eyelet that perfectly fits your cigarette/dub. They help you keep your hands warm when you are smoking outside. And one size fits all! They are £15.00 from Suck UK.
"Remember kids smoking is not big or clever and it will kill you, but if you want to die you may as well die with warm hands!"

iPhone Games - Nintendo Emulator

In case you don't have your iPhone yet, here is only a fraction of what you are missing out on. Also, check out this other video of some creepy guy showing off a NES emulator on an iPhone.

Robot Calculator

Did you know? Everyone already knows that you rely on robots to do most of your daily work for you. So you don't have to hide your robot minions in dull steel gray boxes anymore! Enter Robot Calculator. Show off the fact that he is smart and can do all of your math homework for you by at least letting him keep his robot arms and legs. And to repay you for his robot appendage liberation, he installed a little l.e.d. light to his hand to help you see better in dark areas! Thanks little buddy. You can get your new friend at ThinkGeek.

Heat and Ice Pack Plasma Bags!

Have you ever wanted to look cool by doing insane stunts in front of a bunch of cute girls, but then end up landing on your face like a fool? Well, we never have because we are smooth. Anyway, at least you can look cool while healing your wounds with these heat and ice packs that look just like bags of plasma! Nice! Get yours from Suck UK.

The ThinkGeek Chain Mail T-Shirt

Think Geek brings you, as always, another great/useful product. How could a chain mail t-shirt not be useful? Defending girls honor with fights to the death will definitely require this protective casing. Also, slaying dragons is tough without chain mail - trust us. This t-shirt is made from thousands of tiny aluminum rings and equals 20 lbs. For $100 you could get a really nice button up dress shirt... or the ability to be stabbed several times without shedding blood.
Good thing is, you will always be ready for battle. And if you get dirty just hose yourself off with the hose, or let the blood crust.
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Halo Master Cheif Suit!

Someone is selling a Halo Master Chief suit of armor on eBay! Apparently is has been featured on Spike TV, G4 TV, and in a Dell Commercial. The suit is made from a very hard Urethane Plastic and looks really authentic as well. Also included is an Assault Rifle!
Better act quick, this auction ends soon. (Sept. 20)
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-Update: The suit went for well over $20,000.00 us.

Unlocked iPhone

iPhones are pretty sweet. They are the coolest, newest, do it all gadget available to man. It is a benchmark in human history and is the beginning of a new generation of electronic device. But with everything yin there is a yang, and every Jedi, a Sith. You see, the iPhone has had a lot of politics about it when it was time for its release. I guess the highest bidder to be the provider for the iPhone was Cingular/AT&T. So that means if you use a different carrier, and want the iPhone (who doesn't?) then you need to switch your cell phone company. This is, unless, you have the privileged information that we have. You must be pretty happy that you read this blogazine now arn't you, you lucky duck you. Anyway, if you have deep pockets, and want the luxury of using the iPhone with any carrier you want, then you can buy an unlocked iPhone. We have found them being sold from a few of locations. The first place to look is puremobile.com where it will cost you nearly $1100 USD. The second place we've found them is popularelect.com, where you will expect to spend around $1200 USD. Finally, you can always find them, or pretty much anything, on eBay where it might actually be cheaper then the previous stores.

Skullcandy DJ Headphones

These are basically pretty kick ass headphones. The company sells other stuff like backpacks, ear buds, MP3 players, and other accessories too. My favorite is the Terje NINE and G.I. headphone models.
Arm yourself with the G.I. DJ style headphones from Skullcandy. Designed for those who demand the most from their gear, the G.I.’s premium quality 41mm drivers and super stealthy paint will keep you tuned in and out of sight.
Features include:
* 41mm Superior driver * Soft leather touch ear pads
* Extra ear pad set * 90 Degree swivel speakers
* Leather head wrap * Home stereo adapter
* In-line volume control * Travel bag
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Krudmart's Online Store

According to their website, The Krudmart was started in early summer 2002 by two guys looking to dump overstocked inventory on ebay but eventually it grew into something more. It became an online retailer with it's own identity, a creative outlet and a way to get cheap clothes for themselves by carrying more and more of the brands they liked.
It features many rare and unique brand name clothes and gear, my favorites being; Fuct, Stabs, 2K, Quiet Life, Gravis, Durkl, and Kid America Club.
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