WTF Video - Bangkok Market

Ever play road hockey and have to yell 'Car!' and move the nets out of the way whenever a car is comming? Well I guess these Bankok marketplace patrons are yelling 'Train!' I guess it is pretty crowded in Bankok because this market is literally on top of commuter train tracks. Watch as they scatter and reassemble like flies being swatted away from your toast.

The End of the World - Amazing Flash Animation

hOk, so. The End of the World is an awesome flash animation about, yep you guessed it, the end of the world. This is a must see, it will have to laughing your butt off., so watch it NOW.

Ninja Jeopardy - Funny Flash Animation

Yo, you like ninjas? Of course you do, who doesn't? No one, thats who. Ninja Jeopardy is a hilarious flash animation based on Robert Hamburger's The Ultimate Power.
Here is an excerpt from Robert's website, "Ninjas can kill anyone they want! Ninjas cut off heads ALL the time and don't even think twice about it. These guys are so crazy and awesome that they flip out ALL the time. I heard that there was this ninja who was eating at a diner. And when some dude dropped a spoon the ninja killed the whole town. My friend Mark said that he saw a ninja totally uppercut some kid just because the kid opened a window." Check out Ninja Jeopardy here!

Zombie Survival Tips for the Concerned Human

Here is the Top Zombie Survival Tips from the list universe.

So - the inevitable has happened - zombies have attacked the world. You need to know how to survive and this is the list you need - the top 7 zombie survival tips.

1. Pull your shit together!

If it’s a zombie infestation, the cops, firemen, and ambulance men will all be rather busy, or dead. When the first zombies are seen, the police will take them to hospitals. Do not lock yourself in your apartment and wait for the police to save you. Do not cooperate with the authorities. They know nothing about zombies, as they believe that zombies are a myth.

2. Get armed

You do not want to face zombies and be unarmed, even if they are not so smart or quick or powerful, they will be too dangerous to fight bare handed. Firearms are good, but you should also have some side weapons you can use if you run out of bullets, or if they get too close. Anything’s good: knives, swords, axes or even poleaxes if you know how to use one properly. Blunt weapons are also good, but you must wear protection goggles and a mask, or something to protect your face from the splash.

3. Get armored

You must try to protect your body as much as you can, especially the neck, arms and legs. These are the most exposed parts to bite. You can find lots of body armor from army surplus shops, or even martial arts and hunting shops. Jeans also offer good protection from bites.

4. Leave town

If the zombie infestation caught you in a big town, you must leave immediately. It’s one thing to face 10 zombies, but another thing to face 10000 zombies. Best thing is to go to the country. Farms are quite easy to defend, and the open spaces won’t let you get caught by surprise.

5. Gather supplies

Gather as many supplies as you can. Everything from bottled water to gas - you will need it. And it won’t be hard to do it…if everyone’s dead it won’t be stealing! Best thing is to get a truck and start looting the largest stores in the area. Don’t go into big towns, and don’t start looting until you are 100% sure there won’t be a zombie attack, let alone a big one! You don’t want the authorities to stop the attack, nor do you want to end up in jail for looting.

6. Barricade

Some barbed wire and a whole bunch of gas filled bottles can do wonders when defending your resort from a zombie attack. Also, alarms are a very good idea. You can make them yourself (some cans and pots on a wire) or get a real one, motion sensors and everything (see number 5 for looting tips - Gas and Generator required).

7. Search for survivors

After you have enough supplies, and your home and the surroundings are safe, you should start searching for survivors. Even if you are the only one of your group still alive, you’ll end up going mad if you remain alone. Start with the small towns around you. It will be quite easy if you have a zombie proof car. Just go to the town limits and honk. If zombies are there, they will head in your direction and you can just leave; alternatively you will recognize the survivors and can form a group. Safety in numbers!

Monstrous fire breathing Robosaurus to be auctioned

This huge robot dinosaur stands at about 40 feet tall, weighs 60,000 pounds, lifts 4,000 pound cars up higher than a 5 story building, breathes 20 feet fingers of flame, and crushes cars with 24,000 pounds of transfixing force. And you can own it and keep it in your back yard! Robosaurus is set to be auctioned off during the annual Barrett-Jackson car auction in Scottsdale, Arizona between January 12 and January 20. It even transforms into a legal, licensed trailer for transportation! (more than meets the eye)
Check out a video of it in action here.

The Salad Fingers Series - Creepy Flash Animations

If you are interested in anything at all, I hope it is this. Here is the original Salad Fingers series that is one flash animation series that you cannot afford to miss. I was first introduced to in my first year at university. It is completely insane and I wouldn't be where I am today having not seen it. This being said, everyone wants to be like me and should thus check it out. ... Anyway, Salad Fingers is a creepy British guy who likes rusty things and is totally fucked up. You wont be disappointed.

EPISODE 1
EPISODE 2
EPISODE 3
EPISODE 4
EPISODE 5
EPISODE 6
Episode 7
Episode 8


You can check out other things by David Firth on his website here.

Stephen Hawking - Is Awesome

All cyborg jokes aside, Stephen Hawking is said to be the smartest man alive. He's also pretty funny. And he thinks that The Simpsons is one of the best shows on TV. I wouldn't even go as far as to say that The Simpsons was in the top 10 best TV shows, but do I dare to challenge the smartest man in the world?

30 Rock: Katrina Bowden as Cerie

Here is Katrina Bowden who plays Cerie on one of the only decent tv shows on right now, 30 Rock. She has a pretty small role in the show, but I guess they just have her on so we stay interested when there is a lot of dialog or boring plot developments. Oh well, we're perfectly happy to play along.

Heineken - DraughtKeg

The Heineken DraughtKeg is a 5 Liter mini keg full of, what else? Heineken! It is an all in one unit that gives you everything you need to start pouring nice and cold draught beer. It has a built in CO2 system that insures correct pressure and perfect pours. Once tapped, it will last up to a month in your fridge. So if you are a slow drinker, you can take up to a month to finish off about 20 eight-ounce glasses of fresh draught beer. You can get yours for about $20, check out the DraughtKeg website here.

Cyanide and Happiness - Funny Web Comic

Cyanide and Happiness is one of our favorite online comics. It updates nearly everyday and is pretty damn funny. This is one of our favorites, so check out this comic and more by clicking right here.

Feature: ninjaXgirls.com - Sexy Female Ninjas

Who would of thought that the art of Ninjitsu could get any better? Introducing ninjaXgirls.com.
These geniuses have combined the two things that most guys think of constantly: Girls and Ninjas. They have tonnes of female ninjas ready to kick your ass at any second. Too bad all they want to do is flip out and kill people all day.

What If Internet Comments Were Used at a Retirement Party?

Another humorous video brought to you by College Humor. You saw the first video: 'What if meetings were run like internet comments?', now see this! What If Internet Comments Were Used at a Retirement Party?

Master Chief Goes to Harvard

A group of MIT students hacked one of John P. Harvard statues, and equipped it with a Spartan helmet and assault rifle.
"All we can say is "Wow." We may not be able to talk to MIT students very long at parties without getting sleepy, but when it comes to pranks, it's clear that we all speak the same language: Nerd."

Bo Burnham - Bo Fo Sho

Here is a kid that is one lyrical genius. This is one of his best songs yet, but be sure to check out his others. They are lolz.
My Whole Family...
3.14 Apple Pi
Rehab Center for Fictional Characters
The Perfect Woman

The Real Hustle - Some New Episodes

Here is a new collection of The Real Hustle for you. Which means more excuses to stare at ex-Playboy model Jessica Jane Clement for hours on end.
The Real Hustle: Raver Rip-Off
The Real Hustle: Hotel Courier Con
The Real Hustle: Fish Van Scam
The Real Hustle: Brass Ring Scam
The Real Hustle: Thai Gem Scam
The Real Hustle: Purse Swindle
The Real Hustle: Pendulum Swindle
The Real Hustle: 3 Card Monte

Global Incident Map - Terrorism and Other Suspicious Events

You saw the Havaria Information Service - Alert Map. Now see the new terrorism version: A Global Display of Terrorism and Other Suspicious Events. You can sit back and watch as the world kills itself because the map refreshes every 7 minutes or so! You can get detailed information on any of the events around the globe, so click around and see whats happening.
globalincidentmap.com

Halo Takes Over The World

Here is a hilarious video that depicts the future of Halo, and the path it will one day take all human kind. Corpse humping included.

Having a bad day? - ComplimentBot 4000

Need some cheering up? This website will keep complimenting you no matter how bad of a person you really are. - ComplimentBot 4000.

sry bout teh scry moovee b4...

In case you were offended by the previous cat video, here are some cool website devoted to cute kitty pictures. lolcats, icanhascheezburger, lolsecretz.

WTF Video - Cats Flipping Out and Killing People

We are no fans of animal cruelty here, but something this f*cked up doesn't comes by everyday. So I guess this movie could only be one thing: 'Attack of the Killer Kitties 3'. Or possibly some weird 70's porn film. Either way, check out these cats flipping out and killing 70's afro chicks.
Note: I recently heard that this is from Stephen King's Sleepwalkers. I am a noob.