Wenger Giant Swiss Army Knife

"85 implements capable of performing over 100 separate functions, from scaling fish to fixing bicycles. All of which makes it impossibly useful. Want a laser flashlight? No problem. Torch? Can do. Universal Wrench? Yup. Golf divot repair tool? Si. Double-cut wood saw? Uh-huh. And so it goes. On and on and on and on. There's almost no indoor or outdoor emergency which could not be tackled with this comprehensive if somewhat unwieldy device." Check out another pic of it completely opened up. I don't even think that it could actually be used for any task except throwing it or banging on stuff with it. Buy it here for lots of money (over a grand).